In School I Was Pretty

When You Are Doing Stand-up Comedy, You Are The Writer, Producer, Director, Sometimes Bouncer.

It's Hard Dealing With Day To Day Disappointments And Feeling Like You Can't Find Success. Especially When Your Best Friend Is Pixar.

They Used To Beat Me Up After Sunday School, I Used To Get Beat Up... Yeah, That's A Nice Little Thank You From Jesus.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone When You Know Deep Down They'd Kill You If They Had The Chance.