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Onstage, It's All Just A Heightened And More Elaborate Version Of Me. When You're Standing Onstage, Your Adrenaline Is Going, Your Enthusiasm Is At Full Tilt, And The Excitement Helps Elevate You're Attitude. I've Always Wanted To Be As Close To Myself Offstage, Being Funny With My Buddies, And That's What I've Worked Hard On - Being Authentic To Who I Really Am.

Text A Guy You Like Right Now, "i'm Thinking About You." If He Says, "mmm Are You In Bed?" Never Speak To Him Again He's A Lifelong Moron.

I Don't Write Any Of My Material Down. I Like To Improvise And Be Spontaneous.

You Know Your Girls Up To No Good When Her And Her Friends Make A Pact To Post Nothing On Instagram.

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?