When You Are Doing Stand-up

I Don't Like Littering And I Think It Leads To Terrorist Activities.

Some People Give You That Motivation To Work Harder Simply To Get The Hell Away From Wherever They Are.

I Can't Watch A Woman Play With Herself - To Me, It Looks Like A Dj Working The Turntables... Dj Diddles.

My Advice Is: To Try And Stay Really True To The Things That Make You Laugh, As Opposed To Trying To Create A Character That You Think Is Funny. Some Comedians Get Into Bad Habits When They Are Trying To Create Something That Is Not Them, And They Are Trying To Write A Voice That Isn't Their True Voice.

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.