It's Hard To Be Happy

In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be Instant.

I Was Told By A Girl Once That I Should Teach A Course On How To Kiss Properly. I Thought That Was Really A Nice Compliment. I Then Asked Her What She Thought About My Sexual Prowess And She Recommended I Talk To A Guy She Used To Date. Body Blow.

I Have Never Even Had A Sip Of Alcohol, Never Have Done Drugs. The Hardest Thing I Have Ever Done Would Be Pepsi.

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.