In High School, When I

My Family Was A Bunch Of Drunks. When I Was Six I Came Up Missing, They Put My Picture On A Bottle Of Scotch.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!