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I Wanted To Do A Show Based On What My Life Would Be Like If I Had Never Become A Comedian.

What Also Helps Our Show Is That We Never Take Ourselves Seriously.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!

I'm Not A Good Lover, But At Least I'm Fast.