I'm Not A Good Lover,

I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old. At Least, That's What He Told Us In The Letter.

As Far As Exercising Goes... Watch For My Next Book, How I Died While Jogging.

I'm Never Afraid To Die. I Think That's The Best Thing That Can Happen To Somebody Is They Get To Move On And Do Something Better.

On Other Shows When They Get To The End Of The Scene, They Yell 'cut!' On Whose Line, We Yell 'that's Enough!'

The Difference Between Las Vegas And Atlantic City Is The Difference Between Getting Conned By A Beautiful Call Girl And Getting Mugged By A Crack Head.