As Far As Exercising Goes...

As Far As Your Personal Goals Are And What You Actually Want To Do With Your Life, It Should Never Have To Do With The Government. You Should Never Depend On The Government For Your Retirement, Your Financial Security, For Anything. If You Do, You're Screwed.

The Hardest Diet I Was Ever On Was The One When I Was Fat. You Can Only Wear Fat Clothes, You Don't Feel Good, Your Sex Life Gets Damaged, You Don't Have Energy For Anything. It's Horrible.

The Easiest Diet Is, You Know, Eat Vegetables, Eat Fresh Food. Just A Really Sensible Healthy Diet Like You Read About All The Time.

But I Don't Want To Lose Touch With Things Like Eating In Bob's Big Boy.

I Just Try To Get People To Laugh - I'm Not Trying To Change The World Or Anything.