It Sucks Being Fat, You

Nevada's One Of The Most Conservative States In The Union, But You Can Do What You Want In Vegas And Nobody Judges You.

Look, This Is An Odd Question, But You're Kind Of Cute And You're Pretty Nice To Me. Are You Drunk? It's Ok If You Are.

I Was Just Sick Of Being Fat, You Know? You Get Sick Of It. It Just Really, It's A Tiring Lifestyle To Have.

I Work With A Place In Santa Monica Called Phase Iv. My Doctor Recommended Them To Me When I Started Losing Weight. They Help People Train For Things Like Triathlons Or Biking And Running Races. They Offer Physical Therapists, Testing, Lectures.

The Best Thing About Las Vegas Is That No One Pretends To Be Responsible For Your Behavior Like They Do In The Rest Of The Country. There's No Meddling Self-righteous Liberals Or Right-wing Christian Demagogues Telling You That You Can't Do Something Fun With Your Own Time And Money. If You Can Afford It, It's Yours.