The Economy Is In Trouble,

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!

It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are; To Audition For 'jeopardy,' You Just Have To Luck Out And Know What They're Asking You That Day.

I Don't Miss The Economic Insecurity, The Living Paycheck To Paycheck.

The People Of Cleveland Hate Soccer. But It's My Favourite Thing And I Follow The U.s. Men's National Team Around When They Play Whenever I Can.

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!