I'm The Kind Of Person

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

One Day I Was Running Around Playing With My Son Connor When Afterwards I Was Sweating, Tired And Out Of Breath. I Was Embarrassed That Something As Enjoyable As Playing With My Son Was So Tough For Me To Do. Immediately I Started An Extensive Diet And Exercise Plan. It Completely Changed My Life And Helped Cure My Type-2 Diabetes.

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

I Honestly Think That It Automatically Hurts Me If I Said That I Supported The War In Iraq And I Support The Troops. That Automatically Kills Me For Getting A Bunch Of Movies, A Bunch Of Television Shows. People Don't Want To Hear From Me.

I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'