I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy

I'm Competitive At Everything.

Yeah, Apparently Chasing A Bus Uses Different Muscles Than Sitting And Eating.

At 'price Is Right,' People Feel So Safe There And Loved. And If You Can't Jump Around On 'price Is Right,' Then You Can't Jump Around Anywhere, You Know?

That's The Great Thing About Having Your Friends Around You. I've Known These Guys Forever. I Really Enjoy Their Company Just As People. You Couldn't Ask For A Better Work Environment.

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.