I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy

But Sports Photography Isn't Something You Just Pick Up Overnight. You Can't Do It Once A Year For Fun And Expect To Do A Good Job. And I Take Pride In What I Do.

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.

There Is No Such Thing As Too Much Fun. People Need To Know It Is O.k. To Tell Jokes And Be Happy.

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

The First Monopoly Game I Played With My Brothers, I Hated Losing So Much, I Just Had To Beat Them.