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Living In Hollywood, You Can Get Disconnected From Everybody. You Can Feel Like You Are The Only One.

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.

I Like To Think Of My House As Nothing More Than A Glorified Console For My Television; The Ultimate Stereo Cabinet.

I Looked At Game Show Hosting As The Bottom Of The Totem Pole, One Step Away From Infomercials. I Never Watched Them Myself. However, It's Been A Lot Of Fun.

You Know What I Worry About? I Worry That When I Hit My Head, It Pushes My Hair Into My Brain, And It Will Eventually Kill Me.