I Like To Think Of

I Don't Miss The Economic Insecurity, The Living Paycheck To Paycheck.

The Difference Between Las Vegas And Atlantic City Is The Difference Between Getting Conned By A Beautiful Call Girl And Getting Mugged By A Crack Head.

I'm A Big Believer In Overcoming And Achieving And Doing Things And Not Feeling Sorry For Yourself.

Like I Said, All Comedy Is Based On Exaggeration, Big Or Small, Whatever You Can Get Away With.

Why Is Everybody Afraid Of Going To Heaven? You Want To Be Here With The Smog And The Sin And Bad People And The War? Or Do You Want To Be In Heaven, Sitting Next To Jesus, You Know?