Oh, You Hate Your Job?

I Don't Do One Show And Wish I Was Doing Something Else.

The Laughs Are Honestly Bigger, ... They Are The Kind Of Unexpected Belly Laughs You Get With Your Friends During Conversation.

Listen, You Don't Know Any Better So I'll Just Tell You. You Can't Try To Save Money By Not Having The Right Beer. You Know, You Can Skip Having Medical Insurance, You Can Buy Everything You Own At A Swap Meet But The Right Beer Is What Makes Living Like This Possible.

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

The First Monopoly Game I Played With My Brothers, I Hated Losing So Much, I Just Had To Beat Them.