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What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!

I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic Out There That Does Clean Material All The Way Around. There's A Couple Of Guys That Are Clean, But I'm Not One Of Them.

I Actually Was Worried About The Pounding, But I Actually Love Running More Than Working Out On The Elliptical. Now If I Get On The Elliptical, I Feel Like I'm Trapped.

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!

I Looked At Game Show Hosting As The Bottom Of The Totem Pole, One Step Away From Infomercials. I Never Watched Them Myself. However, It's Been A Lot Of Fun.