I Wanted To Do A

I Actually Was Worried About The Pounding, But I Actually Love Running More Than Working Out On The Elliptical. Now If I Get On The Elliptical, I Feel Like I'm Trapped.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

I Was In The Band When I Was A Kid, I Played The Trumpet.

I Always Thought I Was Going To Die Before I Was 60.

If You're Wearing A Bluetooth Thing And You've Got That Thing On Your Belt, You Are Working For Somebody Else. You Are Not The Guy In Charge. That's A Really Good Social Status Indicator.