In America, Your Job Determines

In Every Country, They Make Fun Of City. In U.s. You Make Fun Of Cleveland. In Russia, We Make Fun Of Cleveland.

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.

Comedians Are Always Hitting The Topical Notes That Are On Everybody's Minds.

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

I Believe That Laughter Is A Language Of God And That We Can All Live Happily Ever Laughter.