The Reason Gas Prices Are

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.

Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough On People.

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!