I Fed My Ego, But

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.

In Today's Society We Sometimes Forget To Balance Our Hearts And Our Heads; This Is The Reason We Stop Laughing.

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.