Many People Are Surprised To

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.