In Russia, If A Male

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!