Russian Men Have A Saying:

Balance Is So Important In Our Lives. In Our Busy World, We Can Give Ourselves Balance Between Thinking And Feeling.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

I Believe That Love And Laughter Can Only Happen When One Person Takes The Time To Think About What Would Cause The Other Person To Feel Good.

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.