Everybody Laughs The Same In

When The Needs Of One Person Are Being Met By The Other, There Is Laughter.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough On People.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!