In Addition To Comedy, I'm

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

I've Been On So Many Blind Dates, I Should Get A Free Dog.

I Think There Have Always Been Funny Women, From Carol Burnett To Joan Rivers. When The Audience Sees A Woman, They Innately Know She's Worked Twice As Hard To Get There, She's Had To Prove That She Can Be The Leader, First, And Then Be Funny On Top Of It. She Has To Emit A Confidence That She's In Control.

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.