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I Don't Think I Was Funny Until College. I Lived With Some Harvard Md/phd Students - They Were So Smart, And What I Contributed To The House Was, I Was The Funny One.

I'm Going To Get Married Again Because I'm More Mature Now, And I Need Some Kitchen Stuff.

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.