I Go Running When I

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.

I Think There Have Always Been Funny Women, From Carol Burnett To Joan Rivers. When The Audience Sees A Woman, They Innately Know She's Worked Twice As Hard To Get There, She's Had To Prove That She Can Be The Leader, First, And Then Be Funny On Top Of It. She Has To Emit A Confidence That She's In Control.

My Mom Was A Ventriloquist And She Always Was Throwing Her Voice. For Ten Years I Thought The Dog Was Telling Me To Kill My Father.