I Just Got My First

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.

I've Been On So Many Blind Dates, I Should Get A Free Dog.

I Took An Acting Class. After The First Day, The Teacher Quit, So They Said Take Another. When I Saw 'how To Be A Stand-up Comedian,' It Resonated. I Realized I'd Rather Make 200 People Laugh Than Make One Person Cry.