I've Been On So Many

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.

I Don't Like To Channel Surf. You Guys Like It, Don't You. You Guys Like To Change The Channel. We Like To Change You.

I Took An Acting Class. After The First Day, The Teacher Quit, So They Said Take Another. When I Saw 'how To Be A Stand-up Comedian,' It Resonated. I Realized I'd Rather Make 200 People Laugh Than Make One Person Cry.

I'm Going To Get Married Again Because I'm More Mature Now, And I Need Some Kitchen Stuff.