I've Been On So Many

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

I Don't Like To Channel Surf. You Guys Like It, Don't You. You Guys Like To Change The Channel. We Like To Change You.

I Think There Have Always Been Funny Women, From Carol Burnett To Joan Rivers. When The Audience Sees A Woman, They Innately Know She's Worked Twice As Hard To Get There, She's Had To Prove That She Can Be The Leader, First, And Then Be Funny On Top Of It. She Has To Emit A Confidence That She's In Control.

I'm Going To Get Married Again Because I'm More Mature Now, And I Need Some Kitchen Stuff.

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.