I'm Terrible At Heights. I

Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is Hilarious.

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

I Understand Tea Partyers' Anger With The System, But They Are In Way Over Their Heads And Often Racially Motivated, And I Can't Be Part Of That.

Have You Seen That Show On Cbs Called 'the Amazing Race'? Is That Show About White People?

I Know My Face Is Turning Red. I Don't Want You To Interpret It As Being Embarrassed. It's Rage. The Color Of My Face Is Rage.