I'm So Into Momminess.

I'm So Into Momminess.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.