I Grew Up Thinking That

I Am Conversational - I Just Like To Engage And Talk About Things.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

I Lied On My Weight Watchers List. I Put Down That I Had 3 Eggs... But They Were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.