You Can't Get Any Braver

I'm So Into Momminess.

I Lied On My Weight Watchers List. I Put Down That I Had 3 Eggs... But They Were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.