I Always Feel Slightly Sorry

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

I Grew Up Thinking That If I Wanted To Go Be Prime Minister, I Could.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

I'd Like A Pop-up Magazine With 45 Articles On Russell Crowe. I'm Like A Teenager. I'd Have 'teen Beat' If I Could, For Grown-ups.

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.