Someone Told Me That When

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

Don't Compare Yourself With Someone Else's Version Of Happy Or Thin. Accepting Yourself Burns The Most Calories.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

My Daughter Is Exceptionally Chatty. I'm Not A Braggy Mother But She Is Gifted - With The Personality Of A Russian Gymnastics Coach.

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.