I'm Lucky Enough To Be

I Just Try To Think Of All The Things That Could Go Wrong So In That Split Second When It Happens, Maybe Your Body Reacts In A Way Where It Protects You Just A Little.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.

Everyone Gets Hurt, But I've Probably Had The Most Injuries.

Being A Complete Juvenile Delinquent Helped Me Grow Up A Little.