It's A Real Primal Thing,

You Can Tell It's Good If You Light It And A Blue Flame Comes Up; That Means It's Good Moonshine And It Won't Make You Go Blind.

It's Unfortunate When Kids Get Hurt, But I Wish Parents Would Monitor What Their Kids Are Doing And Watching. It's Common Sense, Really.

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

You Were About Five Feet Short Of A Ten Feet Jump?

I'm Lucky Enough To Be With Someone, And I Am Happy.