I Love The Tabloids Except

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.

Being A Complete Juvenile Delinquent Helped Me Grow Up A Little.

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

If Someone Hits Me I Consider It A Challenge.

You Can Tell It's Good If You Light It And A Blue Flame Comes Up; That Means It's Good Moonshine And It Won't Make You Go Blind.