I Don't Remember The First

What Calmed Me Down Finally Was When My Girlfriend Got Pregnant.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!

I Do Get Obsessed With Constantly Thinking Of Ideas, All Day Long, But That's Just How It Is.

It's Unfortunate When Kids Get Hurt, But I Wish Parents Would Monitor What Their Kids Are Doing And Watching. It's Common Sense, Really.

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?