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When You Watch Robin Williams, You Can See A Lot Of Jonathan Winters. Robin Is The First One To Admit That; He Worshiped Jonathan Winters.

If You Have The Old Testament At Home, If You Flip The Corner Pages, You Can See Jesus Riding A Horse.

You Know What My Theory Is? Accept Me Or Go To Hell.

You Never Know What People Will Choose To Be Offended By.

I Always Felt Bad For Mother Teresa. Mother Teresa Lived A Whole Life Helping Starving Children And Dying Villages, But She Could Never Be Declared A Saint 'cause She Never Actually Performed A Miracle. And It Was Towards The End, She Was Desperate To Perform A Miracle, So She Would Go Up To Starving Children And Go, 'what's That Behind Your Ear? It's A Quarter!