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I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon, But I Had A Bad Habit Of Dropping Things.

I Would Show Up At A Party For Al Qaeda If You Said There's Going To Be A Dinner.

I Sincerely Apologize To Anyone Who Was Offended By My Attempt At Humor Regarding The Tragedy In Japan. I Meant No Disrespect, And My Thoughts Are With The Victims And Their Families.

Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry Como.

Japan Is Really Advanced. They Don't Go To The Beach. The Beach Comes To Them.