I'm Always Excited To Try

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.

You Mock Those Who Blindly Follow The Majority...turn Your Attention Now To Those Who Are So Dedicated To Deviating From The Norm That They Would Gladly Cease Breathing If It Were Suggested To Them That Inhalation Was A Form Of Conformity; For They Deserve Just As Much Scrutiny And Ridicule.

One Thing You Never Hear Is "man That Guy Is Good At Badminton".

It Is A Little Ironic That One Thing A Babysitter Should Not Do Is Sit On A Baby.

If You Want To Feel Less Sexy Put Scotch Tape On Your Nipples.