I'm A Great Housekeeper. I

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.