My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping;

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.