My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping;

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?