My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping;

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.