Husbands Are Like Fires -

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.