Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.