Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.