Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.