What I Call Loaded, I'm

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.