What I Call Loaded, I'm

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.