What I Call Loaded, I'm

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.