My Husband Said It Was

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.