Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.