Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.