I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.