If You're Not Having Fun,

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.